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Jason Black
Jason Black is a writer of techno-crime novels, ex secret agent and all-round bad guy who spends his time infiltrating elite London networks, and re-ordering search results, much to the annoyance of his competitors.

In fact, he is the most annoying person on planet Earth. To give you an idea on how annoying he is, here a few of his favourite quotes :-


  • You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. -Winston Churchill

  • If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important

  • Askhole - A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

  • People inspire you, or they drain you, pick them wisely - Hans F. Hansen

  • Compound interest is the 8th wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it. He who doesn't, pays it. -Albert Einstein.

  • Somewhere, someone's therapist knows all about YOU.

  • A talk should be like a woman's skirt, short enough to be interesting and long enough to cover the essentials -Winston Churchill

  • Moore's Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.

  • It is the inalienable right of every Englishman to pronounce foreign words exactly as he pleases. -Winston Churchill

  • Millions of monkeys banging on millions of typewriters will reproduce all Shakespeare ? Thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

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